Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Fisherman Lobster Clubhouse - "That's Why I Don't Eat Frigging Lobsters or Anything Like That, Because They're Alive When You Kill It"





Date visited: August 24, 2013

Time: 8:30 pm

Party Size: 6

Price: $30.83 plus tax and tips (Don't bother paying the tax, it's pretty much a surcharge on the meal. As a cash-only place in a seafood restaurant, the tax man will never see a dime from this restaurant, not even from the payroll taxes. I'm pretty sure the employees are paid by cash)

Food consumed:
Large Lobster Dinner for Six:
- Soup of the day
- Deep fried lobster with dry garlic (6 lbs)
- Steamed eel with orange peel
- Fried crab in Hong Kong style (1.75 lbs)
- Poached Clam in Hua Du Wine
- Steamed Bass (1.5 lbs)
- Snow Pea Tips with King Mushroom
- Dessert
Seems like a lot of food for six. In a Chinese restaurant, I expect to be stuffed like a foie gras.

Pictures of food consumed: (Click on images to enlarge)

It was alive before we killed it. The cruelty!!
 Insert Soup Picture Here (Wasn't worth photographing)

Poached Clam in Hua Du Wine
Steamed eel with orange peel
Fried crab in Hong Kong style

Steamed Bass
Snow Pea Tips with King Mushroom
The highlight of the meal
Insert Dessert Picture Here (Don't even recall if we had dessert or not)

Review of Restaurant:
  • Why did I come to this restaurant?

This restaurant used to be located near my house. The parking overflowed to the street to the point that the parking enforcement issued tickets to the school of illegally parked vehicles. It was a maze navigating during dinner hours. Those damn Asian drivers don't look when they exit the restaurant and nearly hit me when I jog in the area. I wanted to tackle them down. Good grief, they moved to a batter location.

I made an awareness post here. With all the dirt happening behind the scenes, I refused to enter the premise. As they moved to a bigger location, replacing a Shanghainese restaurant, and fitted with Staples' parking. Renovated area means cleaner and safe for stomach? I gave them a second chance and we shall see how they performed.
  • What did I think of the food and service?

Story time, cause everybody loves story time. We came here to celebrate a friend's farewell. You'll feel like sardines at the waiting area during dinner time.

The menu can be overwhelming with all the set meals at various prices. We picked one of the cheaper set that included lobster and did not include shark fin. After watching the documentary Sharkwater, I have seen the light.

Pro-tips
Hold your ground like the Spartans, don't dive in to everything they tell you. The waiters will up-sell you like crazy. They'll ask if you want fries with that. If you want to upgrade your lobster size or order more dishes. Say "NO!" like how your mama taught you.

Lobsters are measured by the pound, as shown on the menu. They'll fish a lobster from the tank and ask if it's okay and warn you that they might not have the specified size left. Each extra pound adds up. If they can't find the lobster, tell them to "FISH OFF". I've heard horror stories of how some customers never received warnings for the surcharge on the wide load. Be forewarned, Chinese people are crafty and shellfish.

They'll also suggest to add extra dishes to your set meal. It's a set meal for six. For the love of lobster, why did you design a set meal for six if it won't feed us?

Bah, clams, eel, crab, bass, snow pea are not worth talking about. I didn't come here to eat this, it was one of the cheapest set meal to the catch of the day, the talk of the ocean: the garlic infested lobster. One bite and I was hooked on it. The galore of garlic perched on top of the lobster was like getting hit by an anchor, it knocked my taste buds to whole new level. Deep fried to the max, I felt my cholesterol levels sinking to the depths of the ocean as I took the bait. By this time, my friends felt like they have their guts gutted out. I kept digging in the lobster. The second good thing they have right, is that they provide you with gloves to eat the seafood, but in the end, the seafood juice seeped through the gloves. On this day, I conquered about 3 lbs of lobster by myself. I was a proud lobster killer.
  • How did my sensitive stomach feel?

My stomach did not turn red nor did I died from mercury poisoning. I'm still alive after 7 months of tackling that lobster.

City of Toronto Inspection Report

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Source: http://www.toronto.ca/health/dinesafe/index.htm?show=detail&id=109992
May 7, 201PASS

September 19, 201PASS

January 14, 2014 PASS

VERDICT: Jer's stomach Seal of Approval. Did you catch all the puns? This place is expensive. The lobster is the main attraction, worth it to try once.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Duke's Refresher + Bar - A Blast From the Past



Date visited: December 6, 2013

Time: 12:00 pm

Party Size: 4

Website: http://dukesrefresher.ca/

Food consumed:
- Sweet Potato Thing: sweet potato fries, French fries and onions, cooked to an addictive crunch with a coconut chili dipping sauce - $9.25 (shared)
- The Best of the Wurst: beer-braised Oktoberfest sausage, bacon-infused sauerkraut, fries and hot mustard - $14.45

Pictures of food consumed: (Click on images to enlarge)



Second Documented Trip


Date visited: February 8, 2014

Time: 12:00 pm

Party Size: 5

Food consumed:
- Infamous Garlic Fries: garlic, fresh parmesans, parsley and semi-dried tomato pesto - $8.25 (shared)
Honey, Who Shrunk My Woody: sliders with really special sauce and bacon focaccia - $8.65 (shared)
- Breakfast Poutine, crispy fries, sausage, bacon, pulled pork gravy, cheese curds, 2 eggs and TJ sauce - $9.25

Pictures of food consumed: (Click on images to enlarge)



Review of Restaurant:
  • Why did I come to this restaurant?

This restaurant opened just the day before. Being easy to miss as it is tucked away along Gerrard, although it has a Yonge address. We ended up walking in the connecting condominium's indoor retail store trying to locate the restaurant.

This restaurants is under the Jack Astor's, Alice Fazoolis umbrella corporation, SIR Corp. It boast a selection of over 40 beers on tap.

The blast from the past comes from playing old school Godzilla movies on their many giant flat panel televisions. One of the Japanese ones, in HD. The second visit, it was playing He-Man with Dolph Lundgren. The fact that they play old school Blu-ray movies makes this an awesome place.
  • What did I think of the food and service?

We started our meal with the Sweet Potato Thing, which is a huge log with fries and onions. It was so deep-fried that I couldn't taste anything. We had 4 people sharing this and we couldn't even finish this. I would definitely recommend this if you are hungry and want the best value for your buck. Taste-wise, dipping the fries in the coconut chili dipping makes all the difference. It masks the burnt flavour of the fries. As an onion hater, I couldn't taste the onions.

I focused my attention on the sausage when it came and saved the Sweet Potato thing for later. I don't know my sausages enough to rate this but I loved it. I felt really sick from stuffy myself and just napped on my desk. My boss also took a nap from overeating. Such is life.

Being a service oriented company, they do a good job. The waiter kept checking on us to make sure that we were satisfied. The restaurant was also half full, so he had more time on his hand to patrol around like a hall monitor.

On my second visit, I also overstuffed myself. I came here for the La Poutine Week.

"0-30 restaurants per city make a special poutine just for La Poutine Week at $10 or less."

I was disappointed because the poutine was on their everyday menu, thinking that it was a beautifully crafted poutine for the occasion. However, the presentation of the poutine was a pleasant surprised. Seeing a smiley face slowly being devoured is a sad occassion.

The sliders was very delicious. That special sauce made all the difference. Bacon was just an added bonus.

Don't both with the garlic fries unless you are craving for something super salty. You'll shrivel up like a Sun-Maid raisin.
  • How did my sensitive stomach feel?

On both occassions, I overstuffed myself and couldn't work afterwards. No food poisoning experience, meaning that I plan on revisiting here again. Just remember to quench your thirst from all the salty food.

City of Toronto Inspection Report

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VERDICT: Jer's stomach Seal of Approval. I'll request for some classic movies on my third visit.